I have excellent taste

Can you guys help me brainstorm something that would be shocking for me to eat but wouldnt harm me too much. Like a marble. But probably not a marble. Something small and freaky can be weird to taste or tasteless, could be food or non-food. Please really need help with this

In my opinion, posts should be difficult. They should challenge the reader. They should be confusing, and stupid.

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

Armand telling how he watched Daniel approach his daughter uninvited and she told him to fuck off, and then in the next episode Louis and Lestat summon their unwilling daughter’s spirit and she tells them to fuck off

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it