(s)he also has a system for men

I’m sorry rob’s name change still pisses me off just on a logistical level. congratulations now the conventions of journalism require that every article refer to you by YOUR CHARACTER’S FUCKING NAME. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DIPSHIT. reading about sunny and all of a sudden it says “[…] said Mac” oh mac said that? fictional character ronald mcdonald? ronald fucking mcdonald said that? there is no world in which anyone who likes sunny is reading that and their first thought isn’t the character you played for 2 decades before you decided to change your name to something that also sounds dumb as hell. fucking infuriating

always sunny is so beautiful, youre like “hey is dennis bi?” and glenn howerton is like “dennis is bi! charlies bi! franks bi! i’m bi!”

All of this is because Kendall Roy didn't close the portal

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts