Ataraxia

The kids are alright.

any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

Or if they have a knife for a tounge

yeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.

penis katana

and getting caught in the rain

this website is wildly out of control

I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move *spends 30 minutes on character customisation before starting the game only to immediately restart the entire thing because my characters nose looks weird*

In what family are all 3 siblings non straights???

In a perfect family.

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

Cause it slaps next question