thirsty and forgetful

No because wdym my cat's name is Simba, which turned into Simbi, then Simbi-Bimbi, Bambi, Bambino, and now he's Chimpansini Bananini 😭🥀

my beige flag is that I forget that some women actually want children, so whenever somebody tells me they're pregnant, my initial reaction is "😟 oh no"

the found family in Thunderbolts is exactly what I was led to believe the Avengers were in those fanfics

Do y'all remember when we all watched Superman last summer and for a moment we were all kind and punk rock and there was hope in the world again

I have grown so fond of Ryan Gosling, not even in an attracted kind of way, he just has the eyes of a confused deer that somehow found itself standing in my kitchen and I chose to keep it as emotional support

I love how rappers always go out of their way to hate on their opps, like last time we had Kendrick, now it's 50 Cent, these people are THE haters ever