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me having a depressive episode

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

me as a discovery

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM