aw heck

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

i will replace chatgpt

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

i need to drink black coffee ina brutalist research building