"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!