"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

i get so gay off that dr pepper

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

people who do a PhD are running from something

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people