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Leonid Vasilyevich Kabachek - Portrait of collective farm foreman A. Perepelkin (1959)

anarqueeen

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

fjordojustice

Refusal of the Call

anarqueeen

GET AWAY FROM ME

sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

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thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

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wallofgoats

chigurheads seething over her position in the powerscale

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hymneminium

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

hymneminium

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

magicfriend1000000000000000

i want to Immanatize the Eschaton

magicfriend1000000000000000

arctasy

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

astralprogesterone

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

zhanadvega

Finally someone who can stabilize this reactor core

zhanadvega

Oh no

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astralprogesterone

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

zhanadvega

Finally someone who can stabilize this reactor core

so-much-for-subtlety

#sleep paralysis demon

littlemissminu

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

littlemissminu

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

playtwewy

no one is doing it like her

dogpuppy

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The Bear That Wasn't | Writer: Frank Tashlin Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: MGM | USA, 1967

#wish the start is this want chopped off but #love this short

o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

sufficientlylargen

Using Latin roots for everything would be controversial, but using exclusively Greek roots would be catastrophic.

shrimpliquid

big fan of Anglish (so this is right up my alley. (or right up the opposite of my alley so to speak. (etymological horseshoe theory and all.) ) ), so I though I'd take a stab at it. cholesterol -> fortibile translate -> metaphor (looks like that one's taken) describe -> dysgraph helicopter -> rotopen circumstance -> peristat contradiction -> catalogue (cutting it really close) architect -> magistructor prescription -> prographysis

i should have done more mixed ones

after doing all that can say that its about as hard as it sounds, but it was really fun. :D

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