The Unusual Case of being Me.

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

This is a laxative

“#everything about this is perfect except the separete beds because it implies cheryl doesn’t fuck and look this woman fucks she has been#climbing this man for the past 50 years she will fuck him again tonight” HOLY CRAP MAN

Maybe they’re just futons.

Obviously, they fuck and then go back to separate beds to sleep. Very important if you have aches and pains to get good rest, ya know.

Babe wake up new chocolate guy video just dropped

OH YOU HAVE GOTS TO BE SHITTING ME

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

OP you just gave me the biggest heart attack of my career, FUCK.

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”