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Sherlock Holmes but he's a magical girl. He still solves crimes with deductive reasoning. He's just a magical girl for no reason now.

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You know what would be cool?

If you thought you saw your reflection move so you studied it closely, nothing seems wrong.

There's nothing wrong with your reflection so you look away relieved.

Your reflection stays where it is and is now staring back at you horrified. And who could blame them? Their reflection just moved on its own.

stealingpotatoes

people raised some good questions on that marrocrow post about what vader would think of two inquisitors dating so here's some potential answers <3

lilyflxwers

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

scythe4

I was born and raised in Wisconsin but have a minor speech impediment that sounds like a British accent (or sometimes Australian)

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transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

thememedaddy

scythe4

All the damn time. I apparently am hyposensitive to pain, and have a general disregard for my own well being.

Recently I was doing stuff in the kitchen and spotted blood on the floor and thought to myself "oh cool, blood!.... Wait, how did that get there?"

I stared at the ground and walked over, noticing there were multiple splotches. I looked behind myself and saw more, finally realizing I was leaving bloody footprints.

I checked my feet, but the piece of glass I had stepped on wasn't there anymore, so I left and went about my day.

homunculus-argument

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

shoutingtothevoidtilldeath

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

homunculus-argument

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to go clear out unwanted squatters from your grandma.

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damazcuz

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

watercolormagicalgirl

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homunculus-argument

I like that the library can send me automated text message reminders that my stuff is due, but I wish they also had an option to personalise the messages. I would like to make them more personal. Specifically passive-aggressive, with progressively less on the "passive" as the date approaches. Like three days before they're due it's like "hey I just wanted to remind you that you still have my stuff, in case you've forgotten that you were supposed to return them. No pressure though! You have three days :)"

Then a day before the date there's another text like "hey you still have my stuff, right? Yeah you have them, I'd know if you'd have returned them, I keep tabs on everything. Return them tomorrow. :)"

And on the day they're due it's just this picture

surroundedbybooks

This would be hilarious but most library patrons would hate it

The public librarian is amused

homunculus-argument

That's the neat part: being able to personalise them would let everyone choose exactly how they want it to be. I also don't think that most people would want the library to pester them with "yo give us our shit back" at any level.

marithlizard

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

derinthescarletpescatarian

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

thetetra

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

jessilynallendilla

the CinemaSins mindset

meangirlnurse

oh my god

meangirlnurse

erarg

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

scythe4

The among us TV show is doing this except instead of silence it's their corpses.

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Sad Waluigi noises

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