all that jazz

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

starcrossed lovers

@voidbat This is important

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

“THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!” HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I LOVE THAT LIL KITTY

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

That death drop though.

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

describe yourself using three fictional characters i’m gina linetti from brooklyn nine nine, roger the alien from american dad, and tom haverford from parks and rec

It’s living in my house, Bilbo