Spooky MSR

to clarify (no one asked) when Mulder doms it’s because Scully more or less asks him to and he’s like ‘yes ma’am — i mean slut — i mean… get on your knees?’ and when Scully doms it’s because Mulder is like five minutes away from chewing off his own leg unless she pats him on the head and tells him he’s a good boy

also i REFUSE to believe mulders never remembered scullys birthday hes so obsessed with her & facts BUT i think he has never brought it up before despite knowing her birthday because he simply doesnt know how to bring it up i dont think that man has celebrated a birthday since samantha went missing and has no clue where to even start (let alone with Scully - his best friend, the love of his life, his cornerstone, thw person who makes him human)

What if I held your hand in ambulance car after we both were just taken from under the ground after experiencing poison-induced hallucinations for an unspecified period of time?

let’s all get back into the x files w mama

there are those moments in the x files when Mulder will say something sooo crazy that Scully just gets a thousand yard stare and takes a moment to look into the middle distance and generally appears to be questioning all of her life choices but actually the real kicker is that acting Exasperated and Appalled while still actively enabling him is one of her favorite things to do. she’s having a blast, this is what having a blast looks like for her

my ice-cold take is that Scully obviously gets more jealous than Mulder but he was jealous of both Queequeg and God which is kind of a crazy combination