I am the scrub dad

finally, the answers we needed.

Individualism is a poison upon this earth.

You and i overlap in more categories than we remain seperate. A mirror is held up every time you face another human. I am you and you are me bitch

Looking at the notes is so fucking funny cause literally everyone is like “no thank I am the exception” lol no you are not. All your experiences are cosmically mundane and you gotta learn to see the beauty in that instead of feeling threatened.

that is an outrage

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens

pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.

Readers might think this is a joke but piranha are indeed sensitive.

it’s what makes them such caring boyfriends

lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens

pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.

Readers might think this is a joke but piranha are indeed sensitive.

it’s what makes them such caring boyfriends