supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging