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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

My job on the leftist commune is showing homophobic men gay porn and checking if they get hard

why are hentai characters always so shiny. what's up with that

when i see a hentai girl with huge badonkadonks im like. okay i can't imagine finding this anything other than silly but i hypothetically understand why someone would find that sexy. but when they look like plastic im just like Why has someone been polishing her

They're a type of insect. Their chitin secretes an antibiotic waxy sebum.

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.