KoOl DoO0d

For real though like maybe they were ageric to gagobears

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this