Mulder, it's me

you’re only in your 20’s. relax.

too many fuckn degrees outside

I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

There was a brief but decisive evolutionary bottleneck of canines that begrudgingly allowed homo-chimps to live after sticking them in a corset.

how comes there’s no blinkers in mario kart

Mushroom kingdom is in Florida

reignbot ( a youtuber who does vids on creepy stuff and true crime ) made a short video on this today the video is probably more then likely real but the curse probably isnt but yeah do not watch the video if you see it around ( I’d link reignbot video but I’m currently on my phone )

we broke her

The only “gender” going on is whatever those himbos in dead poets society were doing

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat