(you should probably save yourself)

Right. So after about a million thoughts I’ve spun around in my head about Max wearing Lando’s colours and better yet Lando seeing Max in his colours now this drops on just a regular Wednesday. Okay. Like I knew he was wearing the LNkart suit that day but it was covered by the rain suit. But he took it off for the pic. The suit fucking says L. Norris. It’s Lando’s suit. They fit into the same suit. Clothes sharing, helmet sharing, race suit sharing. What’s next bro. Jesus fucking Christ.

charles: absolutely intends to fuck his own clone but his clone then also tries to fuck him???? and he's not doing that. they end up trying to play chess but they get so mad the trash the entire hotel room.

oscar: would say he wouldn't, no. alone in a room with his clone they somehow end up in an argument about tire compounds. when asked about the experience afterwards, oscar says he had a great time.

max: yes. "maybe i'm fucking my clone right now," he says, waggling his eyebrows. but we can see that you're not? "actually because of course if there are clones there might be two of me and obviously those would be the ones fucking right now."

george: he'd say yes with such conviction that you really thought they were inventing new kinds of sex but in fact they just stared at each other and jerked themselves off.

lewis: "ha ha i don't know man, that's kind of crazy." he sort of means to fuck his own clone but they end up getting naked and having a really long conversation instead and afterwards lewis says it was the best night of his life.

carlos: says he would not, but absolutely does. he never tells anyone but he thinks about it every day. sometimes he jerks off in front of the mirror and pretends his clone is still here.

franco: obviously. they mean for it just to be the two of them but they each accidentally pick up two women on the way back to their hotel room and it ends up being an orgy but they crawl their way through the bodies and find each other.

alex: "i mean, you have to say yes, right? i think, if we're being honest, everyone would." but then when they try to kiss, alex is like, that's not the way i kiss. and other alex is like, i would never do that weird thing with my hand, and time runs out before any clothes come off.

“I’ve even got me McLaren socks on chat… fan behaviour? I don’t know how I even ended up with them, I think when we were away our washing- I ended up with his socks, they just spawned in my gaff. I don’t even know what they are! I didn’t buy them I’ll tell you that!”

So I’m taking the creative liberties to say that “away” means Portugal because that makes the most sense to me. Meaning they did laundry there and then Max just ended up with Lando’s socks. Totally cool! And then he’s just wearing them during a watchalong because why not, good luck charm maybe??

Furthermore, I’m spinning the parallels between Costaterra and the Woking house in my head. Mixed laundry and mixed up clothes? Costaterra being the only place they have left where they can still play house together and “live” together for a little bit every once in a while. An echo of their housemates era. Whatever.

+ shunt prophecy came true because I have a phd in nortrellogy

—Joey, 2017

Max F getting called Lando's bf (or mrs) various times by various people over the years

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