jackass of all trades, master of none

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

medically approved

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

we need more fucked up deancas and we should start with the fact that cas is often eerily reminiscent of john winchester

dark hair, 5-o’-clock shadow, bright blue eyes, big coat. intense and single-minded. military background, trouble adjusting to civilian life. randomly disappears and reappears as he wants to. emotionally distant, except when he’s not. genuine praise from him sets off fireworks in the reward section of dean’s brain. and so on

dean wouldn’t call a man “daddy” with a gun to his head but sometimes when cas tells him to get on your knees in that sorta mean way, dean reflexively responds yessir. and really what’s the difference

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"