Floral Alchemist

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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I bet they're gonna find some random luigi off the street who "fits the description" and try to pass him off

Using engraved bullets? That fits the MO of the United Health shooter. #hesstilloutthere #ibelieve

please listen to this it’s torturous

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

Something something domino effect, Joe Bidens political career to That one song in the Bionicles commercial.

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions