feygele

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Roleplaying used to come so easy to me when I was younger and now I feel like if I start writing something my friends will kill me with knives

Haha yeah eww no thanks

That’s a bug

@kittybroker how much for this tiny bug?

Fish up this tiny little baby bug right out of the free bin for the low low price of 0 dollars nothing!

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

I think it’s difficult for someone who wasn’t raised Christian in a majority Christian area to understand how much Christians hate other varieties of Christians. Maybe you have an inkling of the centuries of bloodshed and discourse that has occurred between Catholics and Protestants but after that, different flavors of Protestantism hateeeeee each other. There are sects that are way more adversarial towards other interpretations of the faith (FUCK evangelicals) and others that are chill about it but one of the greatest enemies in the mind of a Christian is another Christian that doesn’t hate the things their own pastor told them to hate. Because you’re making a mockery of God if you don’t think exactly like they do, obviously, and you should know better because you have the audacity to call yourself a Christian.

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt