there was a star danced, and under that was i born

The enormity of my desire excites me it’s so awesomeee Yaaayyyy yesssss

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

im feeling so sensual and nude

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.