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the sexual tension between you and no one. bestie you run a tumblr.

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

thank you i love this

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

Bees know about supply and demand

Protection money

Protection honey

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong

funny that’s my enrichment item too

wow i cant believe they gave a rhino fucking yaoi cocacine. sick.

What does this even mean

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

What if everyone comes back to tumblr?