robert robertson headcanons i will die on a hill for:
robert absolutely had piercings in his twenties. multiple. most of them gone now, a few⌠not. (will expand on later, trust)
he 100% had a hoe phase. bars, rooftops, other peopleâs apartments, sometimes seeing the same person for weeks, sometimes once and never again.
fic potential where they have to infiltrate a club because someone important hangs out there and robert is the only one who can get them in because heâs been there before. while everyone else is staring at him like âyou WHAT.â
(pretty sure someone already wrote something like this and i loved it)
heâs half korean from his momâs side and never stopped learning/speaking korean because he already looks too much like his dad and he refuses to lose the parts of himself that are hers.
he knows how to cook. like actually cook. his mom left behind a cookbook full of notes in the margins and he clung to that hard. he mostly cooks korean food when he has the energy. the only reason he didnât cook for years is because he was broke asf
he graduated high school early. has a diploma in mechanical engineering / mechatronics. he doesnât talk about it because it feels weirdly pretentious compared to where he ended up
he needed glasses for years and just ignored it. headaches, squinting at screens. only actually gets them after it started messing with his hero work
he still tinkers with the suit even when nothing is wrong with it. he cannot leave it alone. itâs like a nervous habit
he owns a mug that says âworldâs okayest dispatcherâ and refuses to admit he likes it even though he uses it every single day
he absolutely built his car from scratch at one point. also had a motorcycle. also drove way too fast. he follows road laws out of principle, but he still drives like someone who enjoys going a little too fast on empty roads. had to sell both when money got tight and he still thinks about them sometimes.
very much a pleaser. knows exactly what heâs doing. takes a lot of pride in it.
100% a switch. no further explanation needed. (unless...?)
heâs the type of partner who pretends heâs low-maintenance but will absolutely melt if you take care of him without making a big deal out of it. bringing him food, fixing his collar, running a hand through his hair, that kind of thing. (a hopeless romantic to boot)
he gets flustered very rarely, but when it happens itâs extremely noticeable and very satisfying for the person causing it
heâs surprisingly touchy. not huge on obvious PDA, although he isnât above it, but he always wants some form of contact. a hand on the waist, fingers hooked into belt loops, a thumb brushing over a hip, leaning into his partnerâs space without thinking about it. he likes to hold his partner and very much likes being held in return. both in private and in public, like second nature. (touch starved robert robertson is real)
he has a ridiculously high pain tolerance (obvi) and heat tolerance because he used to fix parts of the suit without proper safety equipment like an idiot
im on a roll and i cant stop now
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