Trash Blog™

The fact that she ad libed that line sends me every time I see this

This is a queer experience

I HATE THIS

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

me too girl

yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !!

Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus the buttcrack. Ain’t nobody growing bunyans on their ass. Ain’t nobody having to grind down their asscheeks with a pumas stone. Ain’t nobody got an ashy ass. Ain’t nobody got some Giant veins and bones in their ass cheeks. Ain’t nobody got some crusty assnails they gotta trim. Ain’t no doctor take your ass print when you’re born and slap that shit on your birth certificate as identification. Ain’t nobody been busted for a crime via CSI finding your assprints. Ain’t nobody got blisters all in their ass. Ain’t nobody using their ass to walk. Ain’t nobody got moving digits on their ass that they can articulate and climb trees with. Ain’t nobody died in World War 1 from trench-ass my guy. Ain’t nobody stabbing eachother at an Old Navy for dollar assflop day. Ain’t nobody got a case of assjam my dude.

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying