like what if they were a little self-aware
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like what if they were a little self-aware

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Days encapsulates starting a new job so well. The boss is incomprehensible. Everyone either hates you or ignores you except for one older coworker that takes you under their wing. No one gets your name right. They make you try to kill one of the only coworkers you like. Mickey Mouse is there.
you are repeatedly told you aren’t human
everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!
THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.
“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

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She's being so big and brave.
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.
And I love you for that

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KH autograph concepts~
I love the concept of sutures. Like there was a time in history where someone looked at a wound that could not close on its own, that nature itself had deemed to be lethal, and just went "well how about I just sew it close fuck you."
If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers.
"If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers." is pure @theshitpostcalligrapher bait i think
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That's because this is Silmarillion

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*nods like a kingdom hearts character*
*flaps jpeg lips like a kingdom hearts character*
*awkwardly turns around like a kingdom hearts character*
*randomly jumps in place like a kingdom hearts character*
*runs like a kingdom hearts character*
*walks around in circles like a kingdom hearts character*
*stands still, staring at nothing like a kingdom hearts character*
IN THAT EXACT ORDER:
*nods like a kingdom hearts character*
*flaps jpeg lips like a kingdom hearts character*
*awkwardly turns around like a kingdom hearts character*
*randomly jumps in place like a kingdom hearts character*
*runs like a kingdom hearts character*
*walks around in circles like a kingdom hearts character*
*stands still, staring at nothing like a kingdom hearts character*
Beautiful addition, thank you
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08/04/2020
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again