xeno

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough