xeno

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties