Scintillatingthoughts

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

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so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

Anyone else totally desensitized to the delta variant with a side of futility or is it just me. Im wearing my mask and stuff but the scale of the horror of it is just lost on me now

I heard "delta spreads as fast as smallpox" and felt nothing

Yeah yeah, it's a plague, we get it, we know the drill.

Never thought I’d be so used to crippling, blinding existential fear

2020s we didnt start the fire could also include “trouble in the suez” for completely different reasons

Sources are telling me that Biden has been swapped out for a body double, they’re going to inaugurate him instead.

They’ll have 25 Biden look-alikes all agressively running in zig-zag patterns around the real Biden while he’s being sworn in, to trick any marksmen

today is the day.

[ID: A brown horse, mid-gait, walking away from the automatic sliding doors of a building that has “Hospital Entrance” written above the doors. End ID]

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her