hi

im beginning to think that some of you really wouldn't download a car

making my brother watch gravity falls is great because most of the time he’ll be like “oh is x side character played by y actor” and i have to say “no its alex hirsch again” but last night he was like “wow alex hirsch did a great job on this shapeshifter voice” and words can’t describe the look on his face when i, vibrating, said, “actually thats mark hamill”

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

florida man is really living

tumblr age check, how many of you were here ten years ago when gifs could be 500kb big at the most??

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

honestly the term “biohacking’ in reference to trans people accomplishes nothing except making transitioning seem really really really fucking cool

im in

*Hackers voice* I’m him

That’s possibly one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever read