A study hoe

bitches will be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demon is their own appetite.

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

the first lesson of science is humility actually. like hubris is cool but only if you can take the L

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

We often talk about how science had a lot of low hanging fruit back in the day but the trade-off is you had absolutely dogshit measuring tools. If you wanted better measuring tools you either had to build them yourself or jump through like fifty calculation hoops to convert from the rate of bubbles coming off an electrode to the number of ghosts per second you thought infrared photons were.

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

Nothing feels as good as ditching a book you don’t wanna read anymore. Sorry im not a completionist, back to the library with you

There are many disadvantages to being a college student