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My name is Jasper/Onyx/Neil
I use He/they/it
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Autistic
Taken
Minor
My special interests/hyperfixations:
MCR, Kirby, Nintendo, Minecraft, Kandi, Reptiles, and sharks
Music I like: MCR, slipknot, korn, Limp bizkit, SOAD, Deftones, Lemon demon, Will wood, tally hall, TLT, FNAF/undertale songs+ fan songs, millionaires, the brobecks, Glass animals, Miku, Kikuo, Mitski, and falling in reverse
Discord: [JASPER]#3307
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being agender is fun because a terf will come up to me and be like "you will never be a woman!" and get mad when I say "good lol" and then they will say "you will never be a man either!" and I will say also good lol" then go straight to accusing me of being in a "gender cult"
TERFs will come up to me like "You'll never be a Speegle or a Gungo" and I'll be like "I am okay with that."
Whatâs the big deal that a no fly list got leaked
therian bi lesbian from switzerland (?) leaked that shit is what ive heard
No I know that why is it important
oh idk. i wasnt paying attention in class
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im gonna shit
The prophet⌠he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.
Moreos Guy, if youâre out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.
Canât fathom how Iâve been on this site so goddamn long that thereâs a whole new generation of people on here that donât know who Moreos Guy was.
Sorry to screenshot a tweet but we need it now more than ever
ten years since reverend shaggy 2 dope ended patriarchy
Whatâs the big deal that a no fly list got leaked
therian bi lesbian from switzerland (?) leaked that shit is what ive heard
reblog and add ur opinion about:
cucumber/watermelon
bananas
pineapple on pizza
avocado
sparkling water
marmite/vegemite
Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!
1105 votes ⢠Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours
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OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time
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shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable
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Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!
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CHICKEM WIMGS
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shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.
i feel like a man lost in the desert having oasis hallucinations
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came out 2 my friends and one (cis) girl was like "oh THANK YOU for not naming yourself OLIVER đđ" man fuck you now im going to !!!! tf
like can we Stop making fun of transmen/mascs for chosing names. even the "stereotypical" ones. ESPECIALLY if youre cis? like thats extremely fucked up.
i love you transmascs named fin i love you transmascs named oliver dont EVERRR let anybody make you feel bad about your chosen name
I am truly in awe of the penis poll and the snail race (aiming to draw) and stuff like that. Not because Tumblr finally gave us polls and the first thing we did was use them as a medium for cooperative games that arenât polls. But because they keep succeeding! The E poll aside (excused because I think a lot of the respondents didnât understand the aim), these polls are really really good at getting the desired result.
Which is amazing when you think about it, because the respondents donât see the result until they click. Until we participate, we donât know how long the dick is! We donât know how big the balls are! We have no idea which snail is ahead! We have to make a guess on what other users have done and behave accordingly. âOh yeah, but thereâs a lot of respondents, just using probability you can â â do you know how much variation you get in probability? And yet every time I see those snails, they are NECK AND NECK. That penis always has appropriately sized balls that are approximately the same size, to within about 4% of the poll! Youâd think everyone would play it safe and just make a dick, but no â people knew it needed balls, they made a guess as to whether other people were giving it balls, and the proportions worked out! It couldâve gone the other way; lots of people couldâve been like âoh I be no one is doing the ballsâ and they could be massive balls with a micropenis. Or one testicle couldâve gotten all the attention by accident, and we couldâve had a single-ball cock on our hands. But respondents are predicting each othersâ behaviour with amazing precision, giving us results far more precise than youâd expect from random generation over so many different polls! Those snails are at EXACTLY FIFTY PER CENT every time I see them!
I am so proud of our collectively drawn dick and balls you guys.
Honestly itâs starting to weird me out.
mannnnn until we all get okay with the idea of people needing other people to get them water/food/etc like. idk weâre just never gonna make it
yes you have autistic in your bio but are you rude to people who need carers and assistance with basic tasks? do you call me lazy for a text post where i ask my father to bring me water? yes you have adhd and post constantly about executive dysfunction but if a schizophrenic person who needs but doesnât have have a carer hasnât showered or worn clean clothes in months exists, how are you going to react to that?
yeah yeah youâre all for disability rights but if someone is campaigning for adult changing tables in disabled stall bathrooms because they have incontinence and have to wear a diaper are you going to think theyâre weird? if a person has a visible colostomy bag are you going to think itâs gross? what about feeding tubes? how does your opinion on these issues change if the person in question is fat, or homeless, or a person of color?
If you told 13 year old me that tumblr would be popping bottles because Panic was over I'd think you were insane
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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Name: Broba Skill: Bebop / Jazz Concerto Quote: It is so easy!
