bing bong

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

Sam Handwich.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

Official graveyard post