Melisa's Wall of Shame

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are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

i’m the intern who tweeted this

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

Has Mark seen this

This was the most amazing I love it

This is warmth to my black heart

Black women are the center of life

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you