imagine going back to 1918 and hearing someone say idk on the street

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard

So there's this thing called jokes.

unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless

Boring vibes coming off op rn

if we lived in the cyberpunk dystopia you would 100% fall in love with an advertisement hologram programmed to emulate human speech

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence