what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

One more, and they will be complete

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

They’ve all been collected. Now we have the warriors strong enough to take down capitalism