this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”
finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

Discoholic 🪩
Peter Solarz
One Nice Bug Per Day
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
NASA

pixel skylines
Noah Kahan
hello vonnie
h
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
tumblr dot com

★
d e v o n
untitled
art blog(derogatory)

#extradirty

oozey mess

seen from Germany

seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from China

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from France

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
@schaze
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”
finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There are times when I think 'yeah I have a PhD, but it's only in the study of Ancient Egypt' and then the little bitch voice who screamed at me to get up during the depression I experienced during writing it re-emerges and just sticks something like this in the forefront of my mind:
It forces me to remember that, no, it wasn't 'just about Ancient Egypt'. My ass can read that with no issue. Not many people can do that. It's a skill, and one many people with a lot less skill in it will try to square up on. It feels egotistical, but at the end of the day, no, I do know more about this than most people.
Downside of this is that as soon as you learn the sentence structure for the Egyptian language, most people's attempts at faux hieroglyphs on things become so laughably fake it's kinda painful. Also people who use hieroglyphs in usernames to mean something else. Best one I saw was a guy using the 'enemy with axe embedded in their skull' hieroglyph as 'guys getting down at the club'. I mean they were at the club, but like the receiving end.
she should be at the club
the club in question:
#Being able to read hieroglyphics is such a flex #I got a BS in history and all I got was a 60 page paper on pharma bankruptcy in the 80s so. Wish had left academia with something useful
I can flex harder? I can read Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian, which is like reading Old, Middle, and Modern English. I can also read Hieratic, which is the shorthand form of the Hieroglyphic script, and I can do that in all those three languages too. On top of that, I can read Coptic. On top of that again, I am familiar with (academic) French, German (when brain is in gear), Spanish, and Italian. I have other languages, but those are the ones I'm most competent in.
That is incredibly impressive. Good job!
where can you learn hieratic? how does it compare to the hieroglyphs? is there a one-to-one conversion between the logographs between the two?
I learned Hieratic at university as part of my MA degree. It required me knowing Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian before I even started to learn it because you have to know what it is you're looking at. I don't know of anywhere you can learn it properly outside of an academic institution.
No, it's not a one to one conversion. I said it's like shorthand, and I meant that. Each sign has its own form, but it's not necessarily anything like the sign it represents. They're quick forms of the signs, designed to be written in ink rather than carved in stone (because they really didn't write in full glyphs in ink unless they were doing something special like a Book of the Dead, and even then that's called Cursive Hieroglyphs) and often they're just lines because there's an assumption that the reader is familiar with what *should* be there.
This is the difference:
The second image here is the *original* text, whereas the first image is the transcribed version into hieroglyphs which is easier for most Egyptologists to parse than the Hieratic original.
Some signs *might* look like their hieroglyphic counterpart, but the majority of them have a different form all together, and you have to be able to parse that. For instance, you have to know what you're looking at to understand that:
is
The full section is easier, but you still have to know some things:
You've really got to know what you're looking at to understand that the edge of the cartouche, the sun symbol, and the wsr (jackal head on a stick) symbol are all rolled into that sign that looks like a 13.
It ain't easy.
It's one for one on the number of marks on the page but not for what it looks like, and it all depends on the handwriting too. Some are better at writing than others, and some had more time to write. The text above is a legal text recorded at the time the trials were happening, so it's quick and messy. Something like P.Ebers, a medical papyrus, is much neater because it was copied up cleanly.
this is such a nice breakdown, thank you for the details! also gosh that text looks so beautiful in Hieratic!
so if i understood your explanation, unlike Coptic which is alphabetic (it is based on the Greek alphabet), Hieratic is still logographic and represents each Hieroglyphic symbol as a Hieratic symbol? well aside from what i can best describe as "ligatures"?
also if it is a shorthand and based on your explanation, i presume that you cannot list an "enshrined" sequence of graphical representations of the glyphs (and their ligatures) as you could for Hieroglyphs (or Coptic), so it's closer to a writing style or variant rather than its own separate and self contained script? and i'd imagine scribes of the time who wrote in Hieratic would still be fluent in reading/writing Hieroglyphs since you apparently cannot really use Hieratic without that knowledge?
anyway, thanks again for sharing your wonderful knowledge!
Yes, Hieratic is logoconsonantal because it is quite literally a script of the same language as the ones that use Hieroglyphs. Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian are the languages, and Hieroglyphs, Hieratic, and Cursive are the scripts. As I said, there are Hieratic signs for each Hieroglyph, that is set. However, depending on who is writing and what they're writing for, some scribes may choose to shorten them further by reducing them to simple lines on the page because that's easier for them. Most often, this is done with formulaic writing (date lines, royal titles) but it can be done with common words too, because it is assumed that the reader (another scribe) would have familiarity to know what signs were shortened. Ligatures are just present because they are in all handwritten scripts.
No, it's a script not a writing style. There are graphical representations of each sign, but as I said, they're not 1:1 identical to the Hieroglyphic counterpart. The water sign 'n' 𓈖 in the Hieroglyphic script is a zig-zag line, but in Hieratic (shown in the examples above) it's a straight line, it's still the same sign, it's just not a complete match. If it was, it would defeat the purpose of the script in the first place.
Take this sign (Gardiner's sign M8) which represents a pool of lilies. It has a recognisible shape because there is a 'set' way of writing this sign in Hieratic. However, you'll notice that each example, which are all from different scribes, across different texts and time periods, are all slightly different. This is because they're all handwritten, so there will be variations.
Again, while they all clearly have 'there is a set way to depict this' some signs are consistent and others are not. It all depends on who is writing. Sometimes they're not even consistent within a text written by the same scribe and that's because handwriting is just like that.
Think of it more like typing versus handwriting. Hieroglyphs are a 'typed script' because they are quite literally carved into something. That takes precision, and thus the only variation is in art style. Hieratic is the written script, which is the same thing, just adapted for a different medium.
So I can type here 'This is a standard typed version of English'
Then:
The difference in how I write the letters is based on the style of the handwriting I'm using, not the script it comes from. The letters are set, I just write them differently, and this is how Hieratic works.
Yes, scribes would be proficient in reading the Hieroglyphic script because it is a script that writes their language. Hieroglyphs aren't the language; Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian are the languages. Hieratic and Hieroglyphs are the scripts they use to write them. Just like I can read typed and written text of English, a Scribe could read Hieratic and Hieroglyphic scripts.
#and demotic ? how does that fit into this ecosystem ?
In an attempt to keep this post from getting any longer, it's very tempting to post the wikipedia page for Demotic, which would tell you the same information, but I won't because we've come this far.
Demotic is the stage after Hieratic. I swear I explained this in an ask or a comment in the last 48hrs, but I don't remember and I'm not searching for it rn. But essentially, when they come into contact with the Greeks and others in the Mediterranean/ANE, they start adding Greek and Aramaic words to their lexicon, and adopting new grammar. Thus the Hieratic script shifts to accommodate this change, becoming Demotic, but the monumental inscriptions remain in Middle Egyptian (it's a weird quirk, but only Old and Middle Egyptian ever appear on monuments/tombs. Late Egyptian is exclusively written in Hieratic).
Initially, though, Demotic does get used on a few monuments instead of hieroglyphs, but they quickly switch it to handwritten text only. Even then, it's only used administratively. Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphs, and Late Egyptian Hieratic still get used on monuments (Hieros) and written literature (Hieratic) respectively. It's a weird time where they're essentially using three different forms of language. I can only liken it to current times by comparing it to how we use language in legal documents (usually pretty stilted and formalised (like Middle Egyptian, it's from a different time in the past), the writing in published novels (structured/more formal but much less so, just like Late Egyptian), and then how we're all speaking on a day to day basis (colloquial, informal, and how Demotic comes to be). Basically, it's reflective of the change in populace and therefore speech patterns, and how the Egyptians adapted their language as these changes occurred. Linguistically it's fascinating to watch the slow change from Late Egyptian where vowels are beginning to soften to better reflect how they're spoken (r's become l's and all that jazz) to Demotic where there are far more loan words that need to be spelt phonetically also with softened vowels, so the original Hieratic script gets frankensteined to represent these new sounds.
Demotic then supercedes Late Egyptian, which falls out of use entirely by about c.400 BCE when the Ptolemies arrive. The language gains a higher importance and begins to be used for religious texts and literature instead of Late Egyptian. This continues right through to the Roman period when it basically becomes the every day written text (more people are literate in Egypt in this period compared to any other, so it's not surprising it becomes the default). But after the death of Cleopatra, and being under full Roman rule, Greek becomes the main language (because the Romans spoke Greek and Latin) by about 200 CE. Demotic still gets used on labels after this but it's largely died out by c.450 CE. Since it is the Greek script that's most common, the Egyptian language switches from the Demotic script to the Greek script, which is how you get Coptic. Though, I should note, that its first appearance is during the Ptolemaic period when Demotic texts were transcribed into Greek lettering to make them easier to read, and has preserved some pronunciation.
Coptic is, ironically, in the same stage Middle Egyptian and Demotic were in where it now has no fluent speakers, but is still used liturgically by Coptic priests. It's the life cycle of a language.
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
Use your PTO
Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:
…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.
I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.
Can I propose the XKCD method instead?
XCKD 945, ID in Alt
New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’
Cyan lizard for your enjoyment
Bonus tiny baby cyan on top of adult cyan
I made this comic around the time I started developing characters for FLY. It came from a time I wore a pink shirt in 5th grade and my peer told me I wasn’t supposed to be “pretty”
Through the overwhelming love I’ve received there were a few notions that I noticed in all the noise. One especially concerning is this idea that boys should not be portrayed in ways that have anything to do with femininity. But I believe there is a world where boys can be loved for all the colors, be soft, be strong, be bold. And know that the things the love never make them any less of a man. I made fly for the black boy in me that was afraid to where pink. I want that kid to soar.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/372115507/fly-a-magical-black-boy-series-pilot-animatic
alistair, the lonely king

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
VHS — permanent marker on paper, 23 × 30 inches, 2010
Website — Instagram
Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.
Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!
When folks tell you that socialism is a white ideology, show them this thread. (x)
my twitter

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh
They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.