Pearl of a Girl

Literally my husband, for no reason.

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

English: the language that pretty much sounds like it’s making things up as it goes

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

I have and the answer is no 😂

This is amazing and I aspire to be this cool one day

FUCKING AWESOME

One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter. 

If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

Lol just rowing my wheely office chair, bye 👋🏻

I know one of the producers. I would love to see this musical