Irrelevance

it's a fool's errand but I was already out for bread and milk

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen