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I’ve never actually had fondue, is that bad? It’s just melted cheese, right? I’m missing out, aren’t I?

A person hasn’t lived until they’ve had fondue.

Maybe I need a reminder

Dinner tonight?

You have very selective hearing my friend

I only hear the truth, that’s why.

“Now I’ve approached you it seems a bit stupid. I don’t know. I’m just struggling with this custody battle regarding my kids. And I need to talk to Big about it. I don’t really know how to go about it all though. I’m just all over the place, mate and need some advice, that’s all.”

‘ There’s a custody battle?              Start from the beginning.’

“Let me overthink a reason then I’ll get back to you.”

I wait with baited breath. 

I mean, can anyone really deny some fine wine and cheese? Especially some really damn good cheese. I don’t know why, but I prefer melted cheese. Like, sign me the heck up, please.

What about fondue? Where do you stand on that?

Tomorrow at 5pm?

It’s a date.

Is that you asking me to strip? Because you know I’m one hundred and three percent down,

I was hoping for one hundred and ten.

Wonderful and beautiful as always, how about you?

I can’t argue with that. I’ve been good. Things have been.. interesting.

Hi, my name is Dove. If you like memes, video games and greasy food, then we’ll get along just fine. But, I’m also deathly afraid of the dark, so don’t jump out and scare me, I’d appreciate that.

I’m more of a fine wine and cheese man, but I do enjoy the odd meme. Especially if they’re Hobbit-related. 

Damn right it won’t.

Name a date and a time. I’ll make sure I’ve got the costume to hand. 

“Orlando, can I talk to you for a minute?”

‘I suppose. What about?’

We have a deal.

Big Brother won’t know what’s hit it.

Now why would I ever doubt you?

I don’t know, Robert. Why would you?

Well you already know what my next words will be, strip cupcake, strip!

It’s no fun unless someone else joins in. 

Good way of avoiding that. Nice one.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Lincoln.

Understandable

How’ve you been, darling?