From The Fort.

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

Reblog this to pass a blunt to your mutuals 💨

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

You know as an American born in the late 90s I’ve watched my country blow up foreigners on tv supposedly in the interest of national security since I was a toddler but quite frankly we live on a natural fortress of a continent with friendly nations to our north and south and have been attacked on our own soil literally two times in the past hundred years and we have military bases on every inhabited continent on earth. It’s never made sense to do these things for “national security”. It never will make sense unless you value the shareholders of weapons companies over the lives of children. And apparently a concerning amount of people do.

It only took 10 years, but you can finally date Pelican Town's least eligible bachelor.

Which one of you sick fucks is thirsting for Clint?