Terrible Man

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

I have GOT to stop spending $30

youre telling me a bloke can become a lass

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?