Terrible Man

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Why is today literally Thursday lol

over on twitter they’re currently having lesbian discourse about whether or not femmes can wear packers but i haven’t been able to participate in the discourse because every time my brain conceptualizes femmes wearing packers i immediately get lightheaded and pass out from all the blood rushing to my

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion