vibes

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

Omg

when louis said “if it all goes wrong, darling, just hold on” and when louis said “whatever tears you apart, don’t let it break your heart” and when louis said “diamonds, they don’t turn to dust or fade away” and when louis said “these high walls never broke my soul” and when louis said “it’s a solo song and it’s only for the brave”

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away