GOM roommate head canons
Kagami:
his space is always suspiciously clean
absolutely dominates the fridge space
will assume death or kidnapping when roommate doesnโt come home
makes the house smell like food from cookingย
likes to meal prep on sunday evenings and will con you into cooking with him
no roommate of his will be eating instant ramen, unacceptable
considers going grocery shopping together the ultimate bonding
lowkey nosy
will lecture you for leaving the house without being properly dressed for the weatherย
Kise:
will make a big deal when your bring someone overย
owns 500 pairs of shoes but no groceriesย
is only ever home from the hours of 1am-7amย
too invested in roommates love life
will steal your clothes
keeps everything clean except for the bathroom
will insist on going for runs or working out togetherย
will befriend your friends
Aomine:
owns a lot of weird shit
room always smells vaguely sweatyย
has done the dishes once in his entire life
comes home drunk at 4 am and demands attention
will kill your houseplantsย
will invite you on 3 am adventures
will text your at 3 am from one room over asking to go grab him something from the fridgeย
hanging out in each others rooms and talking shit
will probably make fun of you but at least offer somewhat decent defenseย against home invadersย
Akashi:
you will always wonder why he needs a roommate
will give you questionable advice during crisisย
frequently receives suspicious packagesย ย
every surface in his bedroom is covered in scented candles
your friends 100% like him better than you
all your friends think heโs hot and you probably do tooย
somehow knows all the gossip about all of the neighborsย
has a strong friendship with the little old lady from next door
Kuroko:
canโt tell if heโs really weird or really cool
owns too many novelty mugs
takes 3 hour bathsย
will come sit with you whenever youโre in the common areasย
best person to talk about your drama with
he and his dog are a 2 package deal
he talks to his dog like he would his own child
Midorima:
everything he touches is absolutely spotless
closet is organized in colored orderย
will absolutely never kill any bugs and will complain and threaten to move out until somebody deals with it
will come into your room to talk to you and then end up cleaning everything
turns the bathroom into a pharmacyย
Murasakibara:
will eat your groceriesย
creates mess just by breathingย
โdo you want food?โ
fridge is empty but his pantry is packedย
ย walks out of his room with a different hairstyle each time
is somehow always at homeย
will treat your pets like familyย
you think heโs gonna be the worst roommate when you meet him but then a week later youโre best friends
often inebriated in some formย
