ha ha ha !

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

If you genuinely believe u.s intervention (i.e. killing civilians) is ever going to give anyone Freedom 🇺🇸🦅🍔 I think you're just fucking stupid. It's not even a case of like, historical literacy, it's a problem of basic cause and effect. What do you think is going to happen. If you're an adult who understands what war is and you still believe this your head is just unfathomably far up your ass

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs