flies headfirst into your window

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

jamrimagqouaua 🖐️

incomprehensible post

[sprays you with my product]

ah! im covered in product residue!

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

approximate the bunny as a perfectly round sqpheroid with perfect elasciicity

this is fun for the bunny

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

@kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

villain character who has a last minute change of heart and sacrifices their life to defeat an even bigger bad but it entirely does not land as a redemption with the heroes. the heroes are just like "oh hell yeah two birds with one stone. thank fucking god i really didnt wanna have to deal with that guy anymore. good riddance."

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP