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i shot and killed a wug and cooked and ate it and it tasted like bad
now there are one of them π
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there was one wug. real-language-facts just killed and ate the wug. now there are zero _______
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The "Wug Test" was a famous, mid twentieth century linguistic experiment by Jean Berko Gleason which proved that young children were able to generalize grammatical rules in the English language. As part of the test, Gleason invented a number of pseudowords, plausible-sounding words that a child would have never heard of before. The most famous was "Wug."
A child would be presented with an incomplete sentence such
This is a WUG. Now there is another one. There are two of them. There are two ________.
Children, without coaching, were successfully able to pluralize "wug" (a word they had never heard of before) into "wugs," proving that they understood the grammatical concept of pluralizing an English noun by appending an 's'. Other grammatical structures like verb conjugation were similarly successful.
The above posts are playing with this concept, starting with a parody of the simple, child-friendly sentence structure of the original test. The final post is a "reaction image" taken from a screenshot of the show Breaking Bad, to humorously express an emotion as part of (or in response to) the exchange.
they should make me showrunner of doctor who so that the good people of tumblr have someone interesting to send hatemail
leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg
Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does
i canβt believe that she was right
World historical loser
i have to say tho i am feeling more sympathetic towards RTD than most people seem to be. calling in Billie Piper was, by his own admission, a desperate hail mary to avoid the show looking like it had no future. i would imagine the lack of a script is bcos he was never u know paid to write one rather than bcos he simply didn't bother. man doesn't work for free and he has other projects on the go.
i can see why he opted not to come up with a formal plan for the special until he got confirmation that he was definitely going to be writing it. & i do get why from a PR perspective he opted to act like everything was OK rather than publicly be like 'we have no plan'. i don't think he's the real villain of this story.
like to my understanding the root cause of everything going wrong right now is the Disney deal going south and I don't think the Disney deal was his idea nor do i think it going poorly was necessarily his fault. yes he could have made a better 2.5 seasons of dr who but the most Reviled part of it (Reality War ending) happened because Disney was refusing to commit to a third season. so uh. yeah.
i don't think this is a story with a clear individual villain tbh like i don't blame Disney for pulling out as clearly they anticipated this being a more profitable venture than it was and I don't blame the BBC for entering into the Disney Devil's Bargain in the first place as clearly they were financially struggling to make the show. im not really convinced RTD doing a better job would have salvaged the situation.
Actually Yes, there is a clear villain that no-one is acknowledging: heβs called Sir Robbie Gibb, and when we talk about Lord And Masters At The BBC weβre talking about him. He was the one who tried to get Doctor Who cancelled at the end of Thirteenβs era and constantly afterwards by removing the money so Russell had to find other mechanisms because he says the BBC shouldnβt be funding QUOTE: βDivisive Woke Content.β He looks exactly like you imagined him to.
TV Writing Jesus himself couldnβt have kept this show going, and that nobody brings up this guy at all is proof no-one here understands how anything actually works in the real world. Youβre an 8 year old yelling at your dad for getting fired and you having to move house because you canβt yet conceive of him having a boss evil enough to just fire him for being gay. Doctor Who was cancelled because Itβs Wokeβ’. Thatβs it. Itβs the same as everything else. Nobody even cares about the money anymore. Everything is just the Scooby-Doo mask pulling-off scene to find Regressive Authoritarianism underneath forever. The Big Bad is always the same, and itβs not the quite literally loudest pro-trans voice in UK media creation. Russell is the one person who ever tries to use his power to change anything for the better and instead weβre ignoring the people actually trying to kill us, just becoming the people we hate in politics because itβs easier than facing the reality that we can play the best game of chess in our life but never defeat The Machine.
The current BBC is staffed by this man and his cronies, and all they wanted to do was kill off Doctor Who without getting backlash. That was their goal, their singular Goal. Not money. Killing it. Because at the end of the day theyβre right, Doctor Who is inherently Woke Content and under our current Regressive Authoritarian governments that has not, and will not be allowed to stand.
(βBut then what do we do?β Uh, you can vote Green (or whatever actually left equivalent exists after they declare it a terrorist group) at the next election and hope they have enough of an authoritarian spine of their own to actually put huge pressure on the BBC, tear out the rot, and replace those people despite having no standard mechanism to do so. If the BBC even exists by then. Or elections. Or life in general. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― )

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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
[ID: Image one is a photo of Lil Wayne in a pool at a party. He is wearing socks, which underwater look very much like hooves.
Image two is a gif of the Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who shouting joyously, βJust this once, everybody lives!β End ID]
This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
It's happening the morphing into Ohio
Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio
Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one
you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but π it is not girl miso
"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".
The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.
will you ever forgive me
jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry
you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but π it is not gay cider
Everybody apologize to Ncuti Gatwa
If/when it comes back just ignore the Billie Piper stuff and have the last scene be Ncuti either holding back his regen and continue being the doctor or have him regen into the new one.

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Aromantic
Technically the a stands for asexual, but while we're here, I decided to also do one for all my aros out there. We gotta stick together (I totally do not have a favourite side of the community, nooooo)
so we just never dealt with the master in the tooth then he just went there and is just there now
I'm not the new showrunner, and I'm not the best at drawing, but I tried to make your dreams come true.
this is the best thing to ever happen to one of my posts, thank you.