Daniel the Peculiar

the real houdini

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

Andy Randy is the gay

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

As an autistic boy, I approve.

i was ready from the first pic for this to turn into wholesome autism content tbh in this house we know our own

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?

“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”

I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking

god I love my players so much I asked them to flesh out their backstories a bit before the next session and one of the first time party members just shared a google folder with me that has a 3 page documentation of her life story and a powerpoint with pictures that match her aesthetic im-

One of my players backstories is literally just ‘my name is Timmy I live in the woods’

The first one is always @oldearthmapping (although I don’t think there’s been an actual power point yet, and I’m disappointed)

Hahaha if you want I could make Amaranth’s into a PowerPoint for you XD

i’m going to shatter you like glass

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show

also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it

yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.