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every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

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femmenietzsche

Hot tip for any aspiring contract killers/hitmen - if you pretend to have a code of honor sometimes you can dupe clients into paying you extra for women and children

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

falsedetective

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

falsedetective

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

digital-morganism-deactivated20

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

abimee

0v9

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

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kvothes

so true

lesbianredpanda

Official Wednesday post

westiec

It's Tuesday

shopwitchvamp

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

kumkaniudaku

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

chromaticabrasions

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

chromaticabrasions

caramel frappe PLEASE

chromaticabrasions

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

tintheelvenking

OP did a lovely job with this piece. The pose they picked is a difficult one to do correctly and dynamically- the doubling over is hard to illustrate without making it look weird or poorly drawn, the low seat of the “pelvis” making the figure dip down lower (to emphasize the clutching motion of the hands) is a hard perspective to imagine without a reference. I liked the way OP chose to draw the shoulders, evoking both the hunching of shoulders that would be present in a fleshier painting and drawing out the strong, dynamic curve of the body.

The blood, the desperate clutch, the crying and the pose all suggest something religious, making the post all the more impactful with its drawing- The caramel frappe does not answer the subject, just as God does not answer the subjects of paintings who depicted the same theme.

It’s also intriguing where OP chose to put details. In amostly minimalist creation, the (relatively) detailed frappe, hands, and face guides your eyes in a a dynamic way- from the frappe to the face, then follows the line of the body out to the end of the legs- making the art more interesting to the eye.

I have a theory about the colors that I’m not sure is true, but I think the subject being black and white separates it from the frappe, which is fully colored. The blood, neither frappe nor person colored, acts as a connector between the two– the only ways the two subjects can connect are through touch and sight, both of which causes the human subject pain. Then again, I may be reading into things too much idk

chromaticabrasions

okay this is my favorite comment on this entire post

aroace-ryland-grace

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

kiwi

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

same-pic-rick-roll

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

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treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

ihni

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

ihni

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

#what‚ are you Yorpin or something?

letterful

theboredvoid

@commodityproduction

commodityproduction

I'm afraid it's hopeless

sniffanimal

ashen-crest

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

ashen-crest

This seems to have vibed with a lot of folks, so as encouragement: after posting this, I did in fact write a whole chapter. So you can do it too! You ARE capable of putting sentences together!

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zannolin

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.

thulium

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