Fuck Everything

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

where’d they get all those dads

Dadmart

Glamour~

power

Fashion

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never forget the time my grandma said that St. Patrick didn’t chase all the snakes out of Ireland because there are still Brits there fcgvhbjnkm

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

This looks more like gay porn

No it’s when you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek can’t you read

Okay but what’s the phone

thats what cain used to kill abel

gonna put the electric company out of business

Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom, knows that I am gay have a gf). That shit hurts! It’s really fucking hurtful that people I love think of my being gay as something that children “wouldn’t understand” and should therefore be shielded from. Surprise: children are generally uninterested in the particulars of adult dating/relationships. So if you tell them two people are together they will just take your word for it and not immediately launch into questions about gay sex. Incredible!

Seriously, dismantle the harmful misconception that same gender relationships are somehow more “adult” than different gender ones