don't eat me

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

I stepped on someone doing this

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

Love that in May 2020 this was in response to oil prices being so stupid low due to the pandemic that gas was as low as $1 some places, and now it's about meme stonks costing the same hedge fund fucks responsible for the 2004 housing market crisis billions.

If this post gets 20,000 notes I’ll go and buy Sonic ‘06 and not sleep until I’ve beaten it

Why would you risk that?

It’s never gonna get to 20,000 i’m not risking anything

Pokecapn and his friends played Sonic 06 in one setting and they damn near lost their minds in the process.

OP I’m so sorry

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”